|Greased-Up Naked Ninja Nunchuck Rampage |
"According to a police report, Smith attacked two officers with nunchucks when they came to his home to make an arrest. They also say the oil made it difficult for them to get a good grip on him."
A poodle is recovering today after its owner found her covered in feces and blood in the backyard of her northeast Phoenix home.
Arizona Humane Society spokeswoman Angela Stringfellow says the eight-pound, five-year-old toy poodle had been raped and sodomized by a human.
Two heads are better than one
Lesbian Bleach Attack
"A mother-of-two poured bleach over her lesbian lover because she planned to meet up with an ex-girlfriend, a court has heard." ... "She then got up and walked to the mirror, and said it looked as if her face was coming off."
Mr Kimsey said: "She was shouting 'Help me, help me, I'm burning, I'm burning'."
Wilson replied: "Help you, I wouldn't spit on you."
"Kinky Robert Garnett boiled to death after snorting a potentially lethal dose of cocaine and putting on a rubber suit, an inquest heard yesterday. His body temperature soared, causing his brain to swell as he wore a fetishist style gimp outfit seen in the film Pulp Fiction. The 35-year-old McDonald's burger bar manager - a separated dad of one - was found in his bedroom after relatives had reported him missing."
| SimSchizophrenia |
Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
"Things flash out of nowhere. Small voices saying, 'Go get your medication.' The bus driver is talking to you normally and ALL OF A SUDDEN he starts calling you 'Your Highness.' Then he becomes part of the hallucination."