Friday, February 01, 2008

Off-Road Velociraptor Safari

You will very shortly be playing Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.  Why?

Because you travel back in time and run over velociraptors in an all-terrain vehicle, harvest their corpses with a giant spiky ball, and transport their meat back to the future. THAT'S FUCKING WHY!!

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Did I mention that you, the driver of the aforementioned ATV, are also a velociraptor?

Suspension of disbelief?  Believable storyline and/or plot development?  FUCK IT.  Let's run over dinosaurs in a truck!

This is the best damn idea evar.

 

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